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Maths is a joke

You may be amazed to hear that people have bothered to dream up jokes with a mathematical theme, here's a few to keep you going:

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? - he worked it out with a pencil.

"Old statisticians never fade away - rather they are broken down by age and sex"

"Old mathematicians never die - they just lose their functions"

"Mathematicians don't sin - they sine, and always have a nice tan but are forever going off on a tangent"

"She was only a mathematicians daughter, but she knew how to multiply"

Maths teacher mum talking to her son - "…if I've told you n times I've told you n+1 times"

What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest - hypotenuse (high pot in use!)

What insect is good at maths - An accountAnt

Do mermaid mathematicians wear algae bras?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? - Because 789

Son: "Dad, will you do maths homework for me tonight?" Father: "No son, it wouldn't be right" Son: "Well you can try"

"There are 3 kinds of mathematicians - those who can count and those who can't"

What sound does a tree make if you hit it with a drumstick? A logarithm

What is the sine of 40? Over the hill

What do you call a crushed angle? A rectangle.

What did the little (American) acorn say when he grew up? Geometry

What do you call a fierce beast? A line

What do you call people who are in favour of tractors? Protractors

What should you do when in rains? Coincide

What do you call an angle which is adorable? Acute angle.

What did one maths book say to the other maths book? I have a lot of problems.

Who invented fractions? Henry 1/8.

How does a cow add? Using a cow-culator.

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